13 April 2013

alright. i need everyone's attention. first of all, i am not jess. you may not know me, but that's okay because i don't matter right now. what matters is that TODAY IS JESS'S BIRTHDAY. oh, and not only is it her birthday, but she's turning the big eighteen. HOLLA!!! *throws confetti and blares Les Mis music* (actually, since jess is in new zealand right now, technically her birthday was yesterday, but for all of us americans, it's today. that lovely and confusing thing called time difference, dontcha know.)

ANYWAY MOVING ON TO THE IMPORTANT THINGS NOW.
so. this gal named jess. she's wonderful and hysterical and down-to-earth and hysterical and british (i'm sorry, OF COURSE I MEANT A KIWI) and hysterical and she drinks coffee by the truckload and honestly she makes the blogging world a better place with her hysterical little richard-armitage-loving self. and you know what, lil' jess? i'm sure everyone agrees with me because we all love you. lots and lots.

so happy birthday, jessy. i love you tons and i hope you don't mind me hacking your blog today. (i mean, i never asked permission but i did give you fair warning... several months ago, anyway. you know, that's why you shouldn't keep me as an author on your blog. *insert evil laugh*) Anyway... on behalf of everyone who reads your blog, thanks for being the adorable lil' sheep that you are.
and now, to all you lovely people who read this blog... WHILE I FLOOD THIS POST WITH EPIC PICTURES OF JESS, YOU GUYS FLOOD THE COMMENTS SECTION AND REALLY REALLY EMBARRASS HER BY TELLING HER HOW AMAZING SHE IS AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER, OKAY? SHE'LL LOVE IT, I PROMISE.

ha. ha. mwuahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

(and do ya'll want to know the really funny thing? well, lil' jess is sleeping away in new zealand right now, so this post will be up for several hours before she ever sees anything. the deed is done, and there's nothing she can do about it.)


k i'm done now bye.

29 comments:

  1. ahh HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 18! awesome!
    a little birthday note:
    you are seriously one of my favorite bloggers and I loveee your blog. and your photography is the best. like seriously. so good. :)
    Happy birthday! :-)

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  2. Happy Birthday wonderful, fun-loving, fantastic, lovely, beautiful Jess!! Hey, whatdya know, we're the same age now! Aha!

    Basically, I love your blog and your posts and YOU. Don't ever stop being you ok? Have a fabulous birthday! And since I technically missed your birthday because you celebrated it yesterday...wait. I didn't miss it. You just get to have two birthdays! Haha weird. But cool. Because for us your birthday is today. You lucky gal, you. :)))
    Anyway, I just hope you have a wonderful birthday month(we celebrate birthday months in my house), really though, you are celebrated. I'm glad God made you. Keep striving to live for Him! I pray you will grow in Christ more and more this year and that you'll have a year full of much joy, laughter, and amazing opportunities to do what you love.

    ::hugs:: to you!! I know I've rambled, but it seems I know how to do that best these days.

    Much love,

    -Madi

    P.S. I am absolutely head-over-heels over your blog design. It is SO SO SO GORGEOUS. Ah, the bright colors are so happy. And your picture and fonts...ah it's all just so lovely. Did you design it? Because my goodness you are so talented. :)) luv ya!

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  3. Jess darling, you're gorgeous. Also.. I'm a little jealous of your perfect topknot.
    Petie, this was so sweet! (:

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    1. ..Oh, and hey... HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS GIRL!!! 18 - AAH! LEGAL!(at least over here in the states)

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  4. happy birthday Jess!
    love ya(;

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  5. THESE PICTURES OF OUR VLOG....
    GAH.

    SO I got on today to do this exact same thing... and saw your post... and was reminded AGAIN why I love you so much, Petie. You're awesome.

    HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS! As we say in the south...
    "Fried chicken-country hog-it's your birthday-hot dog!"

    I love you so much Moriarty.

    But then...
    you already knew that.

    -SH

    p.s. this is the most brilliant design in the history of man.

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  6. HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY JESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This was probably the greatest post in the history of blogging... jus' saying! Great job Petie!!! :)

    Seriously tho, like others have said above you, you are prolly one of my most favorite bloggers ever!! I love your little hilarious British self, and how crazily you can pull off a freaking topknot! ;) Keep on keeping on dear Jess!! We all love you bunches!

    Love,
    Manda
    http://meandjesus-amanda.blogspot.com

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  7. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESS!! You're really awesome, and sweet, and hilarious, and your blog is my favorite. of all time. in the whole world.
    And every time I read a post of yours, my day get's 10000000000000++++++% better. just saying'.
    OH, plus your accent is awesome.

    So start blogging again, soon, kay? Because I miss your blog in my feed. like a lottttt...

    Oh, and did I mention that you're supposed to have a happy birthday? because if i didn't you're supposed to. And I know it's already over, but, what the heck, who cares? Celebrate today, too, cuz you deserve it!

    Love you, girl!! Never stop being your hilarious, awesome, beautiful self.

    xo,
    RN

    www.rachelnicoleblog.com

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    1. Oh, and I really really really like your design...

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  8. Happy birthday, Jess!!!!! You're gorgeous and tons of fun!
    -mal :)

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  9. Happy Birthday Jess! Have a great day :)

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  10. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS! *brings out party poppers, confetti and cake* I hope your day is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!! You and your blog are da bomb!! And your design has me swooning right now.

    Petie, this post is darling girl!

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  11. Happy Birthday Jess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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  12. Ahh, Happy Birthday Jess! I'm currently 18 and it's probably my favorite age, so I think you'll enjoy it!

    Your blog is one of my favorites and even though you haven't been posting as often, I forgive you because you're in New Zealand. NZ is the number one place I want to go to :)

    You're also adorable, hilarious, and to steal Petie's word, hysterical, and you do make the blogging world a better place! You have incredibly good taste in movies, TV shows, and actors and that makes you really cool. Anyone who likes Richard Armitage is an awesome person in my book. Anyways, I hope you have an amazing birthday! :)

    Abby

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  13. Happy birthday, Jess! :) I hope this will be a special day for you (and much more special than my 18th was).
    I graduated from boot camp yesterday and just arrived in Pensacola for my school; I thought of you earlier (you're one of my favourite friends on Flickr) and checked your Flickr photostream...I was/am sad to see you've decided to leave Flickr, but I know what it's like to not have enough time to keep up with everything. And like I said, I'll try to leave occasional comments on here or elsewhere.

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  14. I love all of these pictures of Jess, especially the one of her drinking her little tea cup. That's so her. ;) She looks so British/Kiwi-ish with it! Hahahha. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESS! Whoa, eighteen. Hahaha, YES, I have to tell you again! Time difference problems.


    P.S. You're REALLY awesome. <3

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  15. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!!!!!
    we love ya girl:)

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  16. Happy, happy, happy birthday! You are amazing! I love reading your blog and being able to get a glimpse of your corner of the world!

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  17. jessity-jessie-jess-jess-jess.
    1. that is your new nickname.
    2. happy birthday.
    3. No really, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
    4. Seriously. throw some confetti at yourself.

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  18. Happy birthday Jess! Your blog is the best, and I hope you had a great day. :)

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  19. Happy birthday Jess!! I hope you had the best birthday ever!


    -Haley

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  20. YES, YES, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU JESS!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  21. YOU GUYS ARE ALL SO AMAZING I THINK I'M GONNA DIE OR CRY OR SOMETHING. I LOVE YOU ALL! AHHHHHH! p.s. PETIE, THOSE PICTURES...I'M GONNA KILL YOU BUT ALSO, I LOVE YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!

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  22. LOL PETIE! HAPPY BURFDAY JESSSSS! woop! we british rock. ;) xx

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  23. Ahahaha! Love this!
    Happy Birthday, Jess!!!!! You are one of my favorite bloggers because you know you love Richard Armitage and that just overrides everything. You're also pretty fun and cute, so that helps too. :D

    Love youu!!
    ~Bree

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  24. Ahh, Happy birthday, Jess!! :)

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  25. JESSSSS! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

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