5 September 2013

video number seven, guys. number seven. includes your awesome questions, random singing moments, and lots of general brilliantry. that word isn't real and doesn't make sense but it is now mine. ahem, all of this text is basically an attempt to distract you from the fact that this video is seven minutes and thirty seconds long. what? I had to edit thirty-five minutes into seven! you may well ask how I managed it. I sacrificed a lot of my brain to it...which is very obvious by this post. right! well. ok then. good. fine and dandy. lovely day. I'll stop now. ooh! wait. anyone interested in a mashed-together-all-the-past-videos bloopers reel? could be fuuuun. ok. I'm really going now.

want to know what in the dickens these videos are about? read this post to find out more...

love you all.
be good, eat food, drink coffee and have a party.
<3 jess


  1. OH my gosh, Jess. i'm sitting here practically dying from smiling and laughing. yup. the blueberry part? *dies* you are just too cute. m'kay. and you two together are hilarious... aren't brothers great? ;)

  2. Wow. I could be a MARRIED woman.

  3. This was AWESOME!!!

    Oh, and I totally agree with the whole "restrooms" thing. Its awful, is it not?! Having those big cracks in there, its like, WADUP! ;) Another is the fact that not enough places play loud music in the bathroom....which is a big no no.

    Loved this, Jess and Damien! Keep it up :)


  4. Well if you started drinking coffee when you were 10, that explains why you're so short.

    It's good to see your faces again, you old blueberry. You should do one with ma and pa in it as well.

  5. you two are seriously awesome!!!! and Damien is a great sport!! :)

  6. Awesomness!!! I was happily surprised you said my name correctly a lot of people can't saw my name and that's after I say it to them!

  7. WHAT? NO BLOOPERS? *goes and cries in the corner*
    I'm totally for one big giant happy blooper reel though!
    And you and Damien are a hoot. This may be my favourite video so far. :)

  8. best video ever. you two are awesome. I love how your relationship is pictured in this video....sweet and fun.



    P.S. I've always thought the public bathrooms in the U.S. are weird. I used to imagine redesigning bathrooms here someday lol so that there'll be no cracks in the doors. haha :D

  9. WHAT IS IT WITH BATHROOMS. In Japan they had a whole array of buttons down the side (what???).
    I love how you say "draw" like "drawer". ;P

    And I was laughing the whooooole time. <3 Loved this. :D

  10. okay, im done.
    this was too good.
    it just cant get better. it just can't. like SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU DO THIS!

    i was just laughing throughout the whole thing, no biggie... ha!
    anyway, this was really good, AND WHAT THE HECK. YES TO THE BLOOPER THING.

    ps- if you dont have the cracks down the bathroom stalls, i need to go to England, because i hate our bathrooms a lot. and they can get really awkward, too!


  12. Yes, my dear, I do know you so well. And hey, I see what you did there.
    If you work for Pete, you have a good chance of meeting Richard, and then
    you will be wed before any of us can blink!! Brilliant! :)

    Good answers. I laughed quite a lot. You guys are the greatest
    ever. These videos are a big highlight to my week. :)

    (I thought about asking Damien to marry me, but I'll just let
    him ask me when I move to England to be your next door neighbor, okay?)

    LOVE YOU!!! xoxo

  13. YES YOU GOT IT RIGHT..sorta..;p it's pronounced Hawwwwwwa..LOL. basically put 'pressure' on the w's?! OMG I SOUND SO WEIRD. but good choice, i love blueberries. and this video.


  14. you guys are hilarious! seriously, you two are awesome. makes me wish I had a brother! ;)
    yes, you did say my name right!:-)

    (Jane Eyre- SUCH a goood book!)

  15. How much coffee do you drink per day? ;)

    1. haha...um, probably two flat whites (espresso coffee) and then three or so french press coffees! so...*cough*quite a bit*cough*. lol!

  16. guess what. i haven't watched this yet because everyone is gathered around the computer behind me pretty much and it's awk, totes awk, to watch videos with your entirrrrre fam. behind you staring sooo i shall watch it latah. ;) but. i just wanted to tell you that I WUVS YOUUU and i have a [finished] letter waiting for you on my desk...i have meant to send it for over a month. :P but i haven't forgotten ye; things have been...crazyyy. but. i thought it was about time i let you know. ;) so.

    yuppers. xoxoxoxoxoxox

  17. Hi jess,
    i've been sort of following your blog for a LOOOONG time, and i watch your vids because petie raves about them and i like them alot....haha! no seriously they are soo funny, and i would give almost anything to have an accent like yours and your amazing long beautiful hair!!!
    i KNOW this is a SUPER late comment but i thought i would anyway!
    and when you said you wanted to marry Richard Armitage, i just HAD to give you high five and good luck,...'cause you gonna need it,....'cause i want to marry him first! ; )
    But its good to know you are a fellow fangirl !!!!!!!!!

    Hi, my name is Julia by the way, i am a missionary kid that has lived in the southern tip of Mozambique Africa since i was three (including trips home to the States) and i just thought i MIGHT should introduce myself, but i
    LOVE petie, so that should tell you something about me : )
    Have an AWESOME day!

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